1. bitter1stuff:

    Ookla the Mok. You’re welcome.

    Two barbaric warriors and a she-warlock steal a priceless statuette from a hapless robodroid.

    As seen on NBC Saturday Morning Preview: The Yummy Awards (1983).

    THERE’S VIDEO.


    Makeup artists and wardrobe assistant are credited at IMDB.

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  2. jennytrout:

    This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.

    (Source: austin.craigslist.org, via bigredrobot)

     
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  4. costak:

    More Chewie. #chewbacca #chewie #starwars #sketch

    Tagged #wookies
     
  5. daveexmachina:

    donwhitetigertales:

    “She’ll make point five past light speed. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.”

    first draft

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  6. madddscience:

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    Desert is hell’s own mercy on their gear, it’s too whispering hot for armor, and the road crew died 30 klicks into the Forbidden Waste, but Noise Marines never turn down a gig.

     

  7. "We wound up with a genetically enhanced chimpanzee linguist, a hallucinogen-producing tree monster, a clone of Amelia Earhart named Amelia Spacehart, and several other great characters who all flew around the galaxy together in a cabin strapped to the back of an alcoholic space dragon."
    — From Garrison Benson’s Some Lessons from a Noob GM post at Gnome Stew. (via unpossiblelabs)

    (via unpossiblelabs-deactivated20180)

     
  8. Cult of the Eye.

    (via encounterthis)

     
  9. truncheonthing:

    The power to make a corner of a Holiday Inn disco smell like beer sweat and desperation.

    “…swear to me by the sacred sword of Jovan…”
    “…the sacred sword of Jovan…”


     
  10. infravisions:

    Vulkin: A peaceful race of aliens, founders of a vast star empire and often called ‘the half-elven,’ though true elves deny any shared relations. Adjust stats: [+2 Intellect, -1 Leadership, +2 ESP, -1 Luck, -2 Magic Power, +2 Robot Nature, +1 Strength.] In addition, a Vulkin gets a -10% Steal, +20% Logic, +5% Alchemist and +10% Robot Friend.”

    Notes for Vulkin player characters
    Hank Riley and Jim Ireland
    Encounter Critical

    I rolled up a vulkin PC this morning. Aron D'Leon, 1st level vulkin pioneer. Psi-witch would have been the more obvious class, but pioneers go in search of strange new worlds, you know?